What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 28.06.2025 01:41

From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Ah so!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-J W Pepper
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!